*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*
Why is it such a hard concept to grasp that cows milk is for baby cows and not humans
why is it such a hard concept to grasp that soy milk is for baby soybeans and not humans
why is it such a hard concept to grasp that trix are for kids and not rabbits
one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because
why are cats always so relaxed when the government is a mess
They probably know it’s only a matter of time before we turn power over to them.
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding world
YOU CANT JUST GO TO PIGFARTS!! IT’S ON MARS
ANNNNDDD this made me cry. Thank you very much